yes... thats right actually no its not... i KNOW im in love....

i love Richard "Kinky" Friedman!!

HE is the sexiest old man i know.... plus he just plain awesome....

Vote for Kinky Friedman. Why the Hell not?

go here to see why i love him so much

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and if ur too lazy ill bring you some of the more important stuffs


On education, he supports higher pay for teachers and working to lower Texas' dropout rate, which is the highest in the nation[18].
He supports more investment in harnessing Texas' alternative fuel resources such as wind and biodiesel[18].
Kinky is opposed the Trans-Texas Corridor since it relies on toll road construction. He feels that the TTC is a land grab of the ugliest kind, with land being taken from hard-working ranchers and farmers in little towns and villages all over Texas.[19]
On the death penalty, he previously summed up his position, "I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damn sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed"[20]. More recently, he has clarified his position: "The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty"[21].
The Five Mexican Generals plan: Under Friedman's plan, the border with Mexico would be divided into five sections with one Mexican general responsible for each section. A $1 million trust fund would be created and held in a bank for each general. “When I talk about the five Mexican generals, people think I’m joking but I’m dead serious,” Friedman said. “I will divide the border into five jurisdictions, assigning one Mexican general to each and providing a trust fund for that general. Every time a person crosses illegally, we subtract $5,000 from the trust fund.” Friedman's plan is intended not only to save money, but to place the responsibility of securing the border on the Mexican government rather than the U.S. government - by giving Mexican military leaders a monetary incentive [22]. However, in an interview with the Dallas Morning News on August 11, 2006, Friedman backed down from the plan and asserted the Mexican government's obligation to help fix the issue. [23]
According to his official Web site [24], Friedman's answer to the question "How does Kinky feel about abortion?" is "Kinky believes in a woman's right to choose." In person, however, he hedges his bet, saying "I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football." [25]
On social issues he has supported gay marriage, answering an Associated Press reporter's question on the subject on Feb. 3, 2005, "I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us"[20] (Friedman himself is not married).
According to Cigar Aficionado magazine, Friedman plans to roll back "any and all smoking bans" if elected. One of his favorite quotes comes from Mark Twain: "If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go." [26]
Friedman supports the decriminalization of marijuana, though he doesn't advocate making its sale legal. "I'm not talking about like Amsterdam," he's noted, "We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians". [27]


and most of all my favorite....

About big game hunting: "Somebody that goes out and kills a polar bear or has to go out and shoot an elephant, I believe God punishes 'em by giving them erectile dysfunction... That's just a theory, though." [39]